Benjamin Preston A V-8-equipped 1965 Rambler Classic is taken to the crusher at a scrap yard outside Denver.Expanding upon my previous rumination about today’s worthless cars becoming tomorrow’s relatively pricey classics, I had another experience involving a car that isn’t worth a whole lot that was dumped, whole, into a line of cars to be crushed at a scrap yard on the outskirts of Denver.
I was getting a set of used tires placed on the rear wheels of my brand-spanking-old 1980 Chevrolet pickup when a flatbed trailer arrived with a slightly sad-looking, but remarkably intact, 1965 Rambler Classic sedan. Naturally, I went over to investigate. It didn’t run. Part of the driver’s side upholstery was tattered. It had two flat tires, and the rear window was broken. But it wasn’t rusty. The interior was in great shape (although it needed a good scrubbing), and it was one of the rarer V-8 models.
Before getting any deeper into this, I must explain that at heart, I am one of those guys who, should it be feasible, would have a row of ratty they-could-be-nice-someday beaters parked beneath a stand of overgrown trees behind my house. That I live in an apartment building in Brooklyn is irrelevant. I come from Virginia. (You can take a man out of Virginia, but you can’t … well, you get the idea.)
Anxiety and regret gnawed my insides as I watched this perfectly good piece of machinery loaded onto a forklift and placed amid a pile of decrepit Caprice Classics, Ford vans and rusted-out Toyota trucks. I asked why, why for God’s sake they were casting it away. Apparently, the car’s owner had lost the title and lacked the energy to deal with the paper trail associated with getting a new one. Without really thinking about what I was saying, I heard myself offering $200 for the car. The forklift operator looked at the guy who was draining the fluids from the engine.
“Cuanto? Quinientos?”
“Five hundred’s too much,” I replied, saying over and over what a shame it was to let such a little gem go to waste. I briefly considered offering up $400 for a car that didn’t run and had no title. Someday, I reasoned, this relatively worthless car would be worth something. But first I’d have to put tires on it. And tow it back east. And get it running. And park it somewhere in Brooklyn where it wouldn’t get smashed, stolen or towed. And …
In the end, I realized the stupidity of such a purchase and watched helplessly as a piece of history succumbed to the ravages of reason and practicality. Years from now, when someone is selling a car like this for $50,000, I’ll be kicking myself for passing up such an opportunity. Think I’m kidding? In 1940, how many people thought a brand new Ford woodie station wagon, which sold for $950 (just under $16,000 in today’s dollars) then, would sell at an auction for almost $200,000 today? My guess would be not many. Even fewer 20 years later when surfers and Beatniks could pick them up for next to nothing.
It all comes down to who has the space, time and patience to hang onto cars through that long period of low value and little interest. Looking at it long-term, a car like that could be a good investment. But in day-to-day life, keeping one (or more) around borders on madness, and you run the risk of becoming, in your later years, one of those old guys who dies with dozens of decrepit wrecks hoarded in a weed-choked mess behind the garage.







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Jerry Garrett Juan Tonconogy and his co-driver, Guillermo Berisso, streaked toward a Mille Miglia victory Saturday in a 1927 Bugatti T40.
Jerry Garrett The Bugattis of Giulio Felloni (21) and Bruno Ferrari (23) battled for dominance on a highway through Emilia-Romagna. The No. 23 Bugatti ultimately took a fifth-place finish.
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Richard Drew/Associated Press Scotland’s Dario Franchitti, left, and Brazil’s Helio Castroneves were interviewed in New York on Monday.
Jamie Squire/Getty Images Helio Castroneves, driver of the No. 3 Shell V-Power/Pennzoil Ultra Team Penske Chevrolet, after qualifying for the 2013 Indianapolis 500.
Chrysler The Center for Auto Safety wants Chrysler to recall five million Jeep Grand Cherokees made from 1993 to 2004 for a potential fire hazard from their gas tanks.
Geoff Miller/Reuters The 2013 Indianapolis 500’s first row: (left to right) Marco Andretti, Ed Carpenter (pole) and Carlos Munoz.
Thomas Frey/European Pressphoto Agency The Black Falcon Mercedes SLS in action during the 24-hour race at the Nürburgring circuit on Monday.
Aston Martin Aston Martin showed off its CC100 Speedster Concept at the 24 Hours of Nürburgring race last weekend.
Aston Martin Aston Martin’s CC100 Speedster Concept.
Aston Martin Aston Martin’s CC100 Speedster Concept.
General Motors Chevrolet announced Thursday that the Spark EV will be available for lease for $199 per month at some dealerships.
Larry W. Smith/European Pressphoto Agency VL Automotive – headed by former G.M. executive and vocal car guy Bob Lutz – made a bid with a Chinese parts manufacturer to buy ailing Fisker Automotive.
Nathan Laliberte Jameson Willoughby, a copy machine repair technician from Northern Virginia, eating a Philly cheesesteak on the rear deck of his Lotus Elise.
Nathan Laliberte Andrew Pollock’s black BMW was one of the entrants in this year’s Euro Philly Cheesesteak Run.
Nathan Laliberte About 120 European sports cars showed up for the fourth annual cheesesteak rally last weekend.
Twitter Part of the Twitter battle between Elon Musk and Chrysler over which American company paid off its federal loans first.
Tim Rue/Bloomberg News Tesla Motors chief executive Elon Musk (pictured) maintains that Chrysler, which is mostly owned by Fiat SpA, is no longer an American company.
Chang W. Lee/The New York Times A car being towed in New York City.
Marty Lederhandler/Associated Press Liberace with a 1956 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud I, which he used in a Radio City Music Hall show in 1985.
Claudette Barius/HBO Michael Douglas, left, and Matt Damon in the HBO film “Behind the Candelabra,” directed by Steven Soderbergh.
Mike Caudill/Driven PR This Pro Lite Unlimited race truck is powered by a 347-cubic-inch Ford V-8.
Mike Caudill/Driven PR Casey Currie, 29, was a little nervous about a journalist’s relative lack of experience behind the wheel of a racing truck.
Mike Caudill/Driven PR Ronald Ahrens, the author of this post, gets some wheel time.
Mike Caudill/Driven PR One of the turns at the Lake Elsinore Motorsports Park in California.
Mike Caudill/Driven PR Ronald Ahrens drives a racing truck at the Lake Elsinore Motorsports Park in California.
Stan Honda/Agence France-Presse — Getty ImagesThe Tesla Model S was introduced at the 2013 North American International Auto Show.
Noah Berger/ReutersA Tesla Model S at the factory in Fremont, Calif. Electric car enthusiasts are flocking to the Model S, which is a luxury sedan.
Larry W. Smith/European Pressphoto AgencyFranz von Holzhausen, Tesla’s chief designer, showing the company’s Model X at the North American Auto Show in January.
Toyota/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images Akio Toyoda, left, the president of Toyota, shaking hands with Norbert Reithofer, the BMW chairman, after they announced a partnership in January.
Andrew Scrivani for The New York Times Whole grain pasta with mushrooms